i HATE bagels, theyer the ones im not popular!! ITS THEIRF FAULt
fucking alpha bagles awlays cucking me and depriving me from oven
im here as a BETA pretzel with WAY more brainpower than all those tootsie rolls and BAGLES
so pissed off at the worl.d.
beefsnack
hello hi im beef man have fun
- [quote=Claire!!!!!!!;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffukcing-hate-women%2Fposts%2F8064] Iโm bigger than you, Iโm bloarder than you, and Iโll beat the ever-living shit out of any incel boy who gets in my way [/quote] incels will rise to power you will see! hater!
- [quote=Claire!!!!!!!;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffukcing-hate-women%2Fposts%2F8043] Iโm gonna kick your ass for this beef ๐ [/quote] whaddya ganna do!! ur not a CHAD so u have no WAY of defaeeting me a superior species!! a MALE get PWn#pWND!!
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffukcing-hate-women%2Fposts%2F8037] i saw a woman once and she was a marine and she kicked my ass [/quote] alpha female
- no matter what i do its always THEIR fault that i dont get laid... stupidd fucking stacies always with their chads,, im getting cucked left and right and im so ANGRY bee cause of it ๐ก๐ก only 20% of the best alpha males could get 80% of all females, thats just how world works!! and im a NEW MALE, my iq is way higher than all of you PLEBIANS!! and even then i GET treateED like a TRASH BETA!! ohh how i will show eeveryone!! its everyone elses fault no nones likes me!! everyones fault im not attractive!! ill show them with my manifest... my twisted world!! ill kill all the filthy femoids who deprived me of the se *x that i so rightly deserve!! sorry have to log off now its my bros turn on the computer if i dont go now hell beat me to shit
- i like dutch santa claws way more anyway... : racist claus aka sinterklaas (look it up!!)
- [quote=i'ts%20good;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffavorite-places-to-do-bloarding%2Fposts%2F8022] [img]https://i.imgur.com/ZEvpIcC.png[/img] [/quote] is that dr eggmin
- eww jery you fuckimg perv why you Nasty man lookifn up horny birds!! im leving bloard, too many dirty men a round here!! stupid bird
- why would fortnite island look up lesbrian... man... youth of minds is getting corrupt... ugh!! ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdumb-bods-and-grimaces-thread%2Fposts%2F8028] [img]https://i.imgur.com/9TBPjeQ.png[/img] [/quote] hahahaha I approve
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsanta%2Fposts%2F8003] THat's the running speed, not the flight speed. [/quote] then prove the fleight speed of reindeir
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffavorite-places-to-do-bloarding%2Fposts%2F7996] pigfoot vermont SHUT THE Fuck up [/quote] you cant hide it you really messed up vro
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/pwR1e9t.png[/img] fricking lier hillips !! u betray me with 60 kilogram per second you cant go over whole america and europe!! fucking noob
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsanta%2Fposts%2F7991] his fat gut is where he actually stores his propellant [/quote] well how does he propel himself then?? ?? dubmass
- oops i goofed around welp
- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F7987] I have my first non ironic post: Despite popular belief I am female! [/quote] myths and legends theres no such thing as a female thats fairytales grow up guy...
- here beat this:. santa is really fat how does he fly that fast?? hmm?? yea thought so.
- [quote=Claire!!!!!!!;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdream-thread%2Fposts%2F7980] I had a dream last night that the borrower arrietti was eating spaghetti off a button (she's using it as a plate) and some. N Oodles are falling thru the button holes but she doesn't seem to mind Anyone else have this dream before? [/quote] i heard jerry wakes up screaming every night screaming: 'NOT AGAIN EVERYONE IM TELLNIG THE TRUGH STOP MAKING FUN OF ME ': but im not insane so id ont dream that :)
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsanta%2Fposts%2F7978] how can anyone visit so many houses in one night. think about it. that would take tremendous power. of course heโs real [/quote] not an argument!! if someone that much power i think hed go on the news and use it more... and he doesnt!1 not true #prove itaethestist
- i wanta debate... is he real or fiction??? my bro says hes real but i doubt it..... help!!
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdream-thread%2Fposts%2F7974] well, where is he? [/quote] good point... edit: yea Jerry sucks lol !!!
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdream-thread%2Fposts%2F7972] it's hard to take jerry anywhere... lots of awkward moments [/quote] how would you feel if he heard u talking behind his back like that... disctgraveful... ๐ก๐ก
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdumb-bods-and-grimaces-thread%2Fposts%2F7960] how did you obtain this image of me [/quote] the zoo
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/qB657wu.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/Tdz5RE1.jpg[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/LVN1XAN.jpg[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/E4oKdWK.jpg[/img]
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/WYa4O2U.jpg[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/342414742977249281/522484061218930688/1428644161377.png[/img] [img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/411440168399011850/520257697485029398/unknown.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/peYuKn4.png[/img]
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/9ZGJvsV.jpg[/img] just an example
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhave-you%2Fposts%2F7946] i was on bloard once when i had just found the site and there were only like 10 threads. i tried to show it to my friend but to my horror he decided to make an account and drop a couple of fartposts... we're not friends any more but its not because of [url=https://bloard.com/users/redditor-35]the bloard incident[/url], im just not good at keeping in touch with people. [/quote] damn... tough times ...