this is somewhat of a paranormal experience: last night i fell asleep and dreamt i woke up and of course as i do everyday, i logged on to bloard.com but my router was struck by a huge bolt of nightmare lightning and instead i logged on to "bloart.com" or as i now know it "nightmare bloard" i scanned the front page and all i saw was 3 separate threads dedicated to appreciating ants and bugs and also "chef_bloart" which was just full of chefs and recipes no good posts or funny irony, in fact all the posts on bloart.com were quite shit. so i decided to post on the only thread i could "ANT THREAD 3" i simply asked "hello how can i get back to bloard.com?" at which point bloart.com users "dadmilker" and "HugeMatthew" lambasted me for the rest of the night calling me "gay" and saying bloard was a "pussy forum" and then i woke up crying and came straight back to bloard

i actually heard marilyn manson had two ribs removed so he could suck crumbs out of his lap like a big gothic hoover

avoid the faces of bloard thread haha nothing but horrors in there edit: ok sorry guys

had a dream where i did tons of piss

*the beast approaches*

taking a piss on a load of ants right now

current pisses only please also i am doing one now

thread to post in when we are pissing like right now im pissin

does anyone want to have a swear battle? nothing too serious just throwing around a few ‘fucks’ and ‘shits’

[quote=i'ts%20good;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fparanormal-bloarrd%2Fposts%2F5052] not real mind you but ive imagined a scenario in which i navigate to bloard.com and there are no new posts [/quote] this actually happened to me once and my heart rate slowed to almost a stop and my fingers went numb but then someone posted in horny bloard and i was ok

why thank and remember to stay safe out there

i would also stay away from the swearing thread its full of swearers and sinners

not a bumper sticker but a little sign you can hang on your door handle that says “BEWARE BLOARDER AT WORK”

anyone got any scary stories to share?

i like ant day where all the ants come out and fly away. i like pouring a kettle of boiling water all over them so they die.

i had an idea for a post that im going to run by you all. so first its an image captioned "me before joining bloard" and im on the floor covered in blood and piss but then next is an image captioned "me after joining bloard" and its me on the floor but covered in a bit less blood and piss.

my mom drops me off at bloard every weekday

[quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-fashion%2Fposts%2F4994] [img]https://i.imgur.com/zH0EDUC.jpg?1[/img] [/quote] looking 'swank'

i prefer gloves personally

what do we all wear on bloard?

this forum is an artless place.

im still not convinced

sorry but its true

[quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-is-bloard%2Fposts%2F4978] never heard of it [/quote] you should try it. i go on there a lot

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-is-bloard%2Fposts%2F4971] Boy Love Organization of American Roman-Catholic Dioceses [/quote] oh no

sharing art you make. something i made to get this started [img]https://i.imgur.com/JqerEtr.png[/img]

funky monkey

nice thanks thats good

i see

i made an account and i wanna know