[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdry-skin-problem%2Fposts%2F4439]
what twisted irony that my whole body itches today because of extreme dryness. ... i resist ...yet the sensation persists ...what unique torture ..why god ..why
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[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdry-skin-problem%2Fposts%2F4216]
have yo utried getting it wet
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haunted_shrub
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/e0fo30D.png[/img] christmas came early for bloard, thank u bug deal
- you might want to try reading bloardman's posts out loud during quieter moments, to entertain the other moviegoers
- i didn;t see it and probably wont until it comes to netflix. hoewever the league of extraordinary gentlemen is good and so is kill bill 1 and 2 🚧🚧🚧
- i think i've seen the word desu in some of those chinese cartoon memes
- whenever i'm stressed at work i calmly imagine a future where the ant thread has more posts than the real talk thread
- its fucked up that you have ball hairs growing where pubes should be
- [quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F4361] ants crawled up my butt and their in my brain now [/quote] i've always said this guy must be thinking with his ass!!!!!!!
- i think even ants can't see your pecker on account of how small it iws
- hey guys just wanted to do the absolutely normal thing and post on bloard about someone who died in a house fire http://www.myrecordjournal.com/News/Meriden/Meriden-News/Police-identify-man-killed-in-Meriden-fire.html
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F4312] Little Erik, I think you're fucked up for having a bathroom floor that is more than one colour. [/quote] anyone reading this thread: if your bathroom floor is not one solid continuous uninterrupted color... you are owned
- [img]https://motherboard-images.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/38932/1477558189288743.gif[/img]
- [img]https://cdn.dribbble.com/users/77250/screenshots/455769/police.gif[/img] [img]https://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/32522/1-1/adult-fbi-costume.jpg[/img] - Agent Bloarr D. Mahn
- when it comes to gameing, you can't beat that time honored classic: video games
- [quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-4e9279bd-37aa-407a-bd11-610c3fd1f1d1%2Fposts%2F4227] i want to have sex [/quote] such a common millennial mistake. u do not have sex, sex has u. and from then on u are a beta male book bloarder. over on gym bloard none of us have ever or will ever have sex and we maintain maximum T because of it
- [img]https://cdn2.tmbi.com/TFH/Step-By-Step/display/FH98MAY_CEDPLT_04.jpg[/img]
- [quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-job-would-you-have-in-olden-times%2Fposts%2F4162] you mother fucker [/quote] sorry but that would be my job actually
- tody i pretended to be sick so i could work from home and then i didn't do any work all day, just responded to slack. i drank beer and played wolfenstein 2 and i got paid for it. well that's my RP update for the day thnks
- i came to this thread to make a clever joke about bloard being the best book i've read but then the content of op's post owned me by being on my irony level plus one
- i would be employed by the king to invent bloard
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbarnacle-jim-is-still-funny%2Fposts%2F4113] It's just a fact that barnacle jim is still funny. His long ass face and generally gay/fucked up ways always bring a laugh [/quote] please keep this kind of barnyard talk to the swearing thread
- every time i see one of the many bloard knock off sites like r*ddit or 4c*an or tw*tter this is what i do 😎
- me at work: i can't wait to browse bloard later. its good and everyone there is smart and good looking too. me on bload: i would kill a kid for a single +1
- [img]https://cdn6-thechristianpost.netdna-ssl.com/full/87442/img.jpg[/img]
- bloard needs a gender identity. my gut reaction was to refer to bloarders as "bloard boys" but then i became woke and now i don't know how to refer to bloarders at all. what gender is bloard?
- [quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffav-tech%2Fposts%2F3801] toilet [/quote] no need to sign your posts
- snooby joop yoshifanatic1488 hillips bloardman
- [img alt="" title="bitch... bitch!!!"]http://i.imgur.com/kzX0s74.png[/img]
- [quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fblind_bloard%2Ftopics%2F1f8f2116-34b7-4931-bc11-254b4841ece9%2Fposts%2F1613] i wish i was blind so i could enjoy these [/quote] if i was blind i could finally enjoy bloard as it was intended.. in piece.
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmust-read-important-information%2Fposts%2F1733] zoloft69, u can post ur selfies here. no need to lock them away in a box. [/quote] i would not need to take zoloft if only people were nicer oon bloard