Mr. Martin: You see, doctor, yoshifanatic1488 didn't kill that little girl. Snooby didn't butcher her and Joop didn't feed her to those dogs. If yoshifanatic1488 saw what any of us did that night he didn't seem to mind. From then on I knew... yoshifanatic1488 doesn't make the world this way. Bloarders do.
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- Mr. Martin: Bruh Man what you doin? Bruh Man: Nothin.... Just Chillin!!
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fa-meme-i-thought-of%2Fposts%2F4147] Bad thing about a huge smelly nest would be that you can't bring anyone you wanna have sex with into it. And don't try any shit like "haha lol I would lol" because you wouldn't. If you lived in a big smelly nest you wouldn't be able to get laid in it. [/quote] its been 9 months since this post and i just want to say that snooby was 100% right
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fthereisnogod%2Ftopics%2Fthe-i-need-a-nap-thread%2Fposts%2F7062] you were a good poster you should come back. [/quote] no one has ever said this about me, and no one ever wanted to see my posts again, but.................... i'm back baby
- [quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fthereisnogod%2Ftopics%2Fgod-is-real%2Fposts%2F5812] 4. But we cannot imagine something that is greater than God. [/quote] i just imagined god 2
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-is-bloard%2Fposts%2F4976] Banned [/quote] “It can be difficult to speak truth to power. Circumstances, however, have made doing so increasingly necessary.”
- for tactical posting: [img]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/3d/b0/b7/3db0b7a8da0574cd49c4f9d6ad8fd6bf.jpg[/img]
- i used to respect the horny bloard but today i got horny and clicked over to my favorite site "the horny bloard" and i saw a bunch of drawings. its not possible to get horny over a cartoon so now i'm mad and not horny.
- been awhile since i checked in on the ant thread. hope everyone is doing well and is not plagued by ants.
- i've never played the original but i have always heard it's great for people who are into horror. it bums me out to see that the new one doesn't hold up and i'm sad for people who liked the first one.
- i had a post i was thinking about for about 4 days in a row but then i drank a lot of vodka for two days straight and now i forgot it. anyway i was thinking about posting "im' gay lool" in horny bloard
- my favorite gaming memory is a tie between when i saved aeris in ff7 and when i saved goofy in whatever kingdom hearts that one's from
- I am OK with low-effort content. I am at the university studying for 6-10 hours a day working my ass off. When I get back home, I want to relax: read shitty memes and laugh at stupid videos. I don't want to read a peer-reviewed essay on the nuances of the history of Israel. I don't want to discuss societal issues or read a 8-paragraph written speculation piece on how Call of Duty has dumbed down the gamer audience. Low effort is so taboo and yet it's upvoted too. Vocal minority?
- the real talk thread. i've been avoiding clicking it for months now (currently shows ~40 new posts). i'm just so twisted that i can't even read a sincere thread 👹👹👹
- thought of this this morning when someone tried to talk to me in the middle of my morning routine: "don't talk to me unless i've had my coffee, 4 beers, 2 shots of whiskey, and then brushed my teeth"
- 🚨sincere post alert🚨 [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/OXMEYJuH2Lje8/giphy.gif[/img] [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdBu21i9aEE[/youtube]
- if you ask me... i think spaceballs was a freaking DOCUMENTARY gang!!!
- just laid down in bed for a nice nap, have an alarm set for an hour and a half :) lets get nice and refreshed on this lazy sunday, gang :) :)
- i'm in hell already from reading your posts so i might as well jack it
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fan-introductory-bloard-post%2Fposts%2F4753] *sternly gives you the bloard initiation handshake which includes a rough under/over with a lazy side-ZJ and a phrase whispered in your ear in a dialect of yiddish only spoken by the highest ranking jews around these parts all while refusing to wipe the runny snot off my moustache because i just walked in from the cold and you can feel it touch the side of your face a little as i'm leaning in but you know this is all part of the deal and you'll score those fresh +1's soon enough so you put up with it* Hello. [/quote] *i do that too* Hey
- so you're saying it's a good thing that hat making is a gendered institution
- it rules having your entire life be a sham. i can't say that in the other thread because of the title
- for years this was believed to be the only known recording of the song but unfortunately when hillary played this on election night she lost [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMYN3CcMnJk[/youtube]
- finally, [url=https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fart-world/id300897713?mt=8]here it is[/url], the bloard app
- at this point that fireplace must be one of the most mystically powered locations on earth