To: Michel Obama CC: Jean Rafon Subject: RE: Mud Run To whom it may concern, Please stop emailing my paypig husband, Bryce. He is only allowed to check his emails thrice per day and I don't need him getting any ideas about fanciful jaunts into muddy terrain where he is subsequently rewarded with extravagant desserts. I have already given him several demerits for mentioning the dreaded Michelob Ultra (this is a Coors household.) In short, please cease contact with Bryce. Sincerely, Amber