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I practice by smoshing my face into different cuts of meat, different typeso fmeat. Push your face into the meat and imagine a world of lifght and love. Glug glug glug ahh thanks for the sip of Pepsi, babe/hunk . its great to kiss, its great to sip and I Love ya
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November 1st, 2011, 2:54 pm
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you can make a mouth with your hand by firmly pressing your thumb against half of your index finger and half on your hand itself, then put lipstick on the outside edge. happy kissing!
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November 1st, 2011, 3:05 pm
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cook that meat first. dont forget
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November 1st, 2011, 3:05 pm
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Lmao at "a world of light and love' SORry op not even your epic lifehax will convince me of that audacious lie
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November 1st, 2011, 3:10 pm
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different cuts:different types of kissers:different meats::different sauces:different lipsticks/perfume
cool tip OP, my favorite combo since going through thre freezer this morning is petite sirloin, just defrost; lightly buttered and ketchup (do not eat the ketchup! you'll wierd out your gf XD)
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November 1st, 2011, 3:10 pm
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Just a heads up, lads... There's vids on YouTube of oriental gals licking window panes... Great practice
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November 1st, 2011, 3:15 pm
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I hate imagining it. but I can't stop
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November 1st, 2011, 3:18 pm
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 kissing is like a whole box of oreos, it's great at first and then you want some milk
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November 1st, 2011, 3:20 pm
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Lot of great kissing tips in this thread. Keep it up all.
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November 1st, 2011, 3:26 pm
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who has a cool and unique kissing technique, like when i am kissing a girl i like to move my tongue real fast in the shape of letters and spell out "sike im actually gay"
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November 1st, 2011, 3:30 pm
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Roll your tongue into a tube and dock it inside your partner's tonguetube. I only tried this once.
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November 1st, 2011, 5:10 pm
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this is a frustrating concept to envisage, asi have chapped lips and no teeth
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November 1st, 2011, 6:18 pm
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rub a vienna sausage on that shit
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November 1st, 2011, 6:31 pm
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find a girl and get those lips wet, brah
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November 1st, 2011, 7:44 pm
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good kissing practise, take a two liter jug of milk (not the only jug youll be grabbing soon, if you follow my drifts) and drink the whole thing BUT place/put youre tongue in the milk hole the entire time. move your tongue around,, let the sweet milk run over youre tongue. this is but ataste.
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November 1st, 2011, 7:45 pm
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kiss an armenian girl. get yo freak on that beak. freckles on a caucasoid shnozz, heaven imo
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November 1st, 2011, 8:13 pm
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freak the bitch out tone
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November 1st, 2011, 8:15 pm
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i want to kiss a cloud
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November 1st, 2011, 8:22 pm
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Slap A Ham
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November 1st, 2011, 10:54 pm
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Ass wrote: move your tongue around,, let the sweet milk run over youre tongue. this is but ataste.
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November 3rd, 2011, 2:26 pm
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November 3rd, 2011, 11:15 pm
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 jump back kiss yourself
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November 5th, 2011, 4:22 am
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