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Get ready for a spooky delight with some halloween jokes.

Q: What did the ghost get at the American cafe resturant?
A: A hambooger.
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Q. 1ST PERSON: KOCK,KOCK 2ND PERSON: WHO'S THERE 1ST PERSON: PHILLIP 2ND PERSON: PHILLIP WHO ? 1ST PERSON: ÊFILL UP MY BAG WITH CANDY !!! 2ND PERSON: HA,HA,HA (LOL)
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leon wrote:
Q. 1ST PERSON: KOCK,KOCK 2ND PERSON: WHO'S THERE 1ST PERSON: PHILLIP 2ND PERSON: PHILLIP WHO ? 1ST PERSON: ÊFILL UP MY BAG WITH CANDY !!! 2ND PERSON: HA,HA,HA (LOL)


This joke is stolen. You can't hide from me.
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AGentleBrees wrote:
leon wrote:
Q. 1ST PERSON: KOCK,KOCK 2ND PERSON: WHO'S THERE 1ST PERSON: PHILLIP 2ND PERSON: PHILLIP WHO ? 1ST PERSON: ÊFILL UP MY BAG WITH CANDY !!! 2ND PERSON: HA,HA,HA (LOL)


This joke is stolen. You can't hide from me.


:eusa-shhh:
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KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE
A GHOST
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAcoolAAAAAAAA
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Q: I wish my grass was emo so it would kill itself
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glen danzig: i had a dream about wrting larry clark kids fanfiction. yesterday i didnt go to class and i chainsmoked newports on the bench outside and i wrote a swag rap song about harmony korine. i slit my wrists and the blood dried up and crumpled into the shape of a bird and flew away.
me: thats weird dude
happy halloween
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so what are yall being for the big H-O, mates?
id love to see what this motley crew comes up with! :text-baaa:
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aw heck i thought that sign said booooooooooo
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im all for jokes and mirth but can the bloard hoalloween thread pelase allow larger discussions of hallowwen than just jokes. i want girls to post their costumes
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im going to post my costume when its ready
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im being leyawn this year
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Muammar Jobs
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im a girl this halloween
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I think This Halloween I will dress up as myself from 2000. basically
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Q:WHat is a vampires fav fruit? A: necktarines

Q:what is a ghots favorite hungarian food A: A Ghoulash 8-)
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rapdotcom wrote:
I think This Halloween I will dress up as myself from 2000. basically

ahaha so last week then. wait
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Sreegs wrote:
im a girl this halloween

i was a girl last halloween way cool
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Tamarin wrote:
rapdotcom wrote:
I think This Halloween I will dress up as myself from 2000. basically

ahaha so last week then. wait

you say that like its a bad ting
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i accidentally celebrated halloween today. I spook too soon
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rapdotcom wrote:
Tamarin wrote:
rapdotcom wrote:
I think This Halloween I will dress up as myself from 2000. basically

ahaha so last week then. wait

you say that like its a bad ting

nothing about you is a bad thing :romance-inlove:
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hwl wrote:
i accidentally celebrated halloween today. I spook too soon
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just got done curving a puntkin. putting it out for the trunk or treaters
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thank you for carving puntkin
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LegalizeAnime wrote:
Q:WHat is a vampires fav fruit? A: necktarines


hey! thats my joke
im dressing up like a garbage man this h'ween
AND TAKIN OUT THE TRASH!
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this is a real easy costume for me because i am already a garbageman (as in, my posts(
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leducviolet wrote:
LegalizeAnime wrote:
Q:WHat is a vampires fav fruit? A: necktarines


hey! thats my joke
im dressing up like a garbage man this h'ween
AND TAKIN OUT THE TRASH!

yea like your posts
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HEY
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