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Ok Computer / In Rainbows are good places to start. Work your way up to the more advanced stuff.. Kid A is basically as next-level as two 9/11s, also the terrorists are really depressed while they do it, not super pumped to hook up w/ alot of girls in heaven.

Loading hacking too-- oh wait, they're already in this thread.

post your favorite fucked up but real

Amada bynes used to be a little kid with a tv show. Now shes a beautiful women

Fucked up, but real.

Cube mom

i need rights. i'm a man,and they've been taken from me, one by one. well. i'm getting them back.

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in crowd situations, you carefully monitor the number of people you are following in relation to the number of people following you

On bloard, several people make friends. It is even possible that your friendship went to the extent of e-mail and IM. However, it sometimes happens that a friend decides to leave bloard. You have tried and tried to get them back. You send them repetitive talk page messages, e-mail and IM them, and try to inquire about them. All of these efforts prove fruitless. Eventually, you need to accept that your friend won't be coming back.

Steps


Accept the fact for what it is. Going through denial will make the process harder. It will be hard especially if this friend was really close. But you need to get over it. Tell yourself that this friend is gone from your life for good. Eternity may pass, but you will never see or hear from them again.

Indulge in normal activities that you love. It will help you forget about this. Talk to other friends! Especially, talk to your friends in person. It shows that you are still worthy.

Make new bloard friends. Welcome new users. This often attracts new friends. Offer to help someone who is lost and needs help on something. Edit or write more articles, so that you can work on projects with someone on bloard.

Drop by and talk to old friends/allies on bloard. For example, has an admin helped you greatly in the past? If you haven't talked to them recently, drop by and say hi, and thank them for all the help! It is a reliever of the sorrow.

Don't keep checking the user page and talk page of your old friend. It will only make putting them behind you harder.

If you have other bloard friends who are sad about the departure of this friend, talk to them about it. Knowing that you feel the same way will certainly help. If all of your friends have left, continue to edit. Don't let their departure put a damper on you! If you leave, how can you ever make new friends on bloard?

Tips

Keep a nice reputation and don't be mean to anyone.
Remember; making friends can take some time. It just helps to have someone to talk to and that person eventually becomes a friend.

Warnings

Make sure you don't chatter too much.

Im the guy who drew all of these, and writes them, and likes them

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hit plus on my posts though

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Read the forum Rules Fucktard

having a gf equals win. No, no, wait. Having a gf equals Epic WIN!!!

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Posted by rubber cat on August 9, 2006

After an extensive search through the forum archives, I have traced back the etymology of "fakepost" to a post made by TheRedEye on May 28, 2004 (see link 1). However, since it is surrounded by colons, it is presumed to be an intentional misspelling of "", which brings up the "first post" emoticon.

The first "real" utterance of "fakepost" and its derivatives was a September 2005 thread posted by sdfsdf wherein he encouraged FYAD to "VOTE 4 TEH BEST FYAD FAKEPOSTER" in a poll (see link 2), the choices being olhado, lain wave, captainwinky. It is important to note here that fakeposting had existed long before the word "fakepost" had been created to describe that particular style of posting.

If one chooses to use a more open definition of "fakepost" - that is, "a post that does not reflect the true opinions of the poster" - it becomes apparent that "fakeposting" is one of the very fundamentals of FYAD and perhaps the entire Awful Forums from the beginning of their respective inceptions. If one further ponders the essence of fakepost, a philosophical quandary is posited: can any post, on any message board, really be considered absolute truth? Or is every post a fakepost?

Links
1 - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showth ... t287472606
2 - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showth ... id=1675298

TEACHER: whats one plus one?
ME: one more than you'll ever get

HURRRRR yea I like to "go to parties" and "have sex". *raises voice* Not!! Eff that!! *pounds on the table* *karate chops the air* Bloard dot com!!!

Poundhog Day - A weather man is reluctantly sent to cover a story about a weather forecasting "Hog Pounder" (as he calls it). This is his fourth year on the story, and he makes no effort to hide his sexual frustration. On awaking the 'following' day he discovers that it's PoundHog Day again, and again, and again. First he uses this to his advantage (pounding his hog recklessly), then comes the realisation that he is doomed to spend the rest of eternity in the same place, seeing the same people pound the same hog EVERY day. Written by Nob Fartkill.

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if there was a way to order a pizza in secret at work and then get it delivered in a secret plain package and then the third part and the hardest one is to eat a whole pizza at your desk without any coworkers catching on. if you could get them to arrange the sauce and cheese to look like its an important fax document or what are your ideas for other work pizza camo

15 ppl pls +1 this post, it's for a school project

FEEYAD ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING GROUP OF UTTER. FUCKING. IDIOTIC. SHIT EATING. CIRCLEJERK. FAGGOTS. EVER. TO. WALK. THE. EARTH. NOTHING THEY SAY TO ME CAN HURT ME AT ALL! THEY ARE NOT INTELLIGENT, EDGY OR COOL, THEY ARE JUST A PATHETIC FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT WHO LIKE TO BELLITLE OTHERS OVER THE INTERNET TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES. FUCK FOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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good kissing practise, take a two liter jug of milk (not the only jug youll be grabbing soon, if you follow my drifts) and drink the whole thing BUT place/put youre tongue in the milk hole the entire time. move your tongue around,, let the sweet milk run over youre tongue. this is but ataste.