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leon wrote:
lol whos gonna be the first bloarder to capitalize on this hot trend....... "i love lehon" "whats up lehon" "kiss me lehon" "lehon rules" etc


A quick heads up, you’ve been linked to by Shit Bloard Says, a socially awkward group of +1-averse Bloarders who take it upon themselves to link to posts they deem too worshipful of leh0n, and then laugh about it in safety and security of their own circlejerk subBloard. You may receive a disproportionately low amount of +1s as a result. Just thought you ought to know. (note: members of Shit Bloard Says have been heavily withholding +1s from and slandering posts made by this bot)
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You believe you got a set of matched luggage if you have two shopping bags from the same store. :lol:

You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." :auto-car:

You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi. :drool:

You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs. :angelic-flying:

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. :animals-chickencatch:

You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company :P
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Women do not read thes thread
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*spits in hand then slicks hair back*
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*adjusts bow tie*
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"i can't believe the fat one got a career" ~me when brendle gets publsihed
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Q: I wish my grass was emo so it would kill itself
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theres a lot more dead people than there are white people
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so fellas what does everyone think about babes. i'll post my thoughts after i throw a basket ball
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do the opposite actually
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420 wrote:
Skylark wrote:
What's the highest you've ever been?


I peaked, I came down, I smoked some more, it hit me, but still nothing out of the ordinary.

Then I watched YouTube Wrestling clips. And then it really hit me: I realized how Wrestling is nothing but an improv act with the audience being a huge part, without them really knowing. I mean, I knew it was fake, but at this moment I just "got" it, and I thought "this really has lost all it's magic to me, I'm now a grown-up." And it felt good. Just realizing this, combined with a holy shit moment. I kept pondering on this, spinning it further and further, with each step diving deeper into what I'd call myself.

I closed my eyes, laid back and figured "alright, let's see where this can take me now", and everything what I saw behind my closed eyes exploded into colors. I can't really describe what I saw and felt, but it sure as fuck felt divine. There were no entities other than me and the universe around me. Colors. Emotions. Everything and nothing. All made sense, nothing had deeper meaning, all made sense again.

This whole thing lasted for about 15 minutes, and it gradually faded in waves over the next 2-3 hours.

I've done a lot of 2c-i before, but I've never, ever felt something like that before.

Wow.


this is amazing, and you know that in weed megathread version 1 they're just getting stoned off a teeny stash and watching billnye clips on youtube. Guess what WMV1 posters, i have known how water works since i was 8, and even before that i had a sort of intuitive "sense" about it
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Im one of the last standup comedian who refuses to use irony. Sometimes I pretend my microphone is an ironic person and I just hit it. Drives the crowd wild
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leon wrote:
tree bro come back and delete these idiots posts^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

wow. too soon. mods?
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I WANT TO FUCK HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*shouts across to other ship* PREPARE TO BE BLOARDED *everyone on other ship gets on all fours and starts smooshing their dick and balls between their legs* VERY NICE I LIKE
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BloardDogs *pause to put on sunglasses* Don't Give Out +1s
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Sigh.... so it goes. (Thomas Pynchon ref)
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in today's defense against the dark arts class we'll all be moving our money to local credit unions
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for thi s post lol :orcs-buttshake:
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a girl wearing her necklace ajar
in her dimly lit room
is bloarding
on her macbook 5gs
a meme comes across night sky
ornamental gifs cover her body
and she rests on her head
on the holy chillaxe
knowing that
she has never been reblogged
by a man worthy
of her plus
one
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I will become One with Bloard
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*puts on fake mustache*
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bugdeal wrote:
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he said ICQ not IQ :laughing-rofl:
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alice wrote:
doing a sex


im only counting things that are feasible in reality
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yea course motion seems fake to yall, whens the last time u NERDS moved an INCH
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