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pigfoot_vermont
***MESSAGE FROM THE MODS: DO NOT BE MEAN TO THIS USER, THEY WILL CRY***
- [quote=Loves)%20.%20(Navel;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fba-ba-ba-super%2Fposts%2F12247] it makes you go bababa when you plug your belly button into a wall outlet. Here is proof [img]https://ibin.co/5EDwZyDyh2JJ.jpg[/img] [img]https://ibin.co/5EDxBR7uxo0j.jpg[/img] [img]https://ibin.co/5EDxM3HZEteH.jpg[/img] [/quote] this cant actually happen can it?
- what you want to do is buy a girl a load of boxes of chocolate, like in the double figures maybe even in the teens and then sit her down and insist she eats every single one and start crying if she doesnt
- [quote=scout;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11455] give it to me OP [/quote] ball says....... a great time for you indeed, a great time for deals and bargains, lots of deals and bargains for you. look around you, there are good prices everywhere, bountiful and rich with good prices the world is for you.... bad news also though, a plague of locusts will descend upon your house every night for a year, kind of sucks :/
- good tale! bono very mean navy seal euro mole, that blew mind! bono cunt!! also: good car ford edge, very fast, nice whel
- flies. and they taste better if you splat them with your tongue.
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F11922] Iโm lifting the weight of my big fat ass with my powerful thighs [/quote] lift my ass too please
- [quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsick-of-this-bullshit%2Fposts%2F13069] I Am Going To Kill Everyone On Bloard.com [/quote] i grab your gun and kick you in the dick and then i take it apart & empty all the bullets out of it and put the bolt right up your ass
- which would you have if you could only pick one? bones? or muscles? i would pick bones as muscles are for a lifetime but bones are forever
- idea for a post where i pretend to be a hot girl and post "haha bloard user pigfoot_vermont is cute and shouldnt leave their bloard logged on in the public library ๐"
- im doing ok, currently cruising around optimal, with good visibility and low cloud density, where ill stay for about 5 hours before completing todays journey by touching down around "just about ok" by about 7pm GMT
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10467] Gonna need to ask this riff raff to get outta my store. Enoughโs enough. This is a family establishment! If you wanna jack off and guzzle beer go to the dumpster of a store across the street! [/quote] its actually called "the world famous travelling hardware store" and its not a dumpster at all
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fboner%2Ftopics%2Fi-ve-got-a-freakin-boner%2Fposts%2F11854] Donโt be too sure [/quote] you know what they say man. its over for boner. boner is never making it back it to the top. boner is done.....
- i actually heard marilyn manson had two ribs removed so he could suck crumbs out of his lap like a big gothic hoover
- arms snap legs snap bone turn into dust rend flesh aand jack offf !!!!
- i think im a bit too upset about getting twitter suspended
- its ok, soon access to bloard will be a basic human right and you can call interpol on your mum
- letting loose some of the best piss to ever grace the pipes ladies and gentlemen
- [quote=Loves)%20.%20(Navel;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Flet-me-give-you-a-stimulus-check%2Fposts%2F12655] *checks you* Yep, your stimulated! [/quote] getoff dont touch me
- this is the song i play in my gaming night club. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKuT8f7gSXA[/youtube]
- you could not pay me to take any of these products they are sin
- summer bloard = OVER! its BACK TO SCHOOL, all the annoying kids are back at school and theyve taken their low effort posts and dumb memes with them, time to ramp up the posts its about to get crazy in here. bloard is going to be a power house of good posts now all the summer casuals are gone, time to get to work (cracks knuckles
- the biscotti policy: that biscotti guy is banned from my nightclub, asshole , grabbing crotches, chests and asses
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F11786] Just seen this: Look upon four part word page name. Name have word with more than four part. What hell? [/quote] holy shit .... this true
- i like ant day where all the ants come out and fly away. i like pouring a kettle of boiling water all over them so they die.
- ladies got them big swiiiinhgin nonkers big paira tootoos big nippled bahoo NINJA EDIT: sorry wrong thread
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fno-new-posts%2Fposts%2F10768] How do you post pics on here [/quote] you cant we are all just really good at ascii art. every pic on here was just made with full stops and backslashes and shit
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10953] ah yes i have had many patients with this same problem, quite tricky for the unacquainted doctor to remedy... luckily you are in competent hands! our best option is to remove a few large bones to make room for all that blood. now let me just grab my surgical tool and we may begin the extraction [img]https://static1.squarespace.com/static/56ec6a20a3360c829bb43d62/t/593aded3ff7c509a9df6e6e0/1497030364288/[/img] [/quote] thank you very much doctor, can i have a post surgery sticker too?
- watched three billboards outside ebbing missouri, cant wait for the sequel
- porn mower (think lawn mower, but different)
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ2XXv9Didg[/youtube]
- i would not notice you i would not care i would not try and fish you out